Shotgun Wedding
Complete with pregnant bride, crying mother, and double-barrel
shotgun! |
The F&W is proud to feature
the carved figures of Jack Wollschaleager. |
Petticoat Junction
Jack's figures and rollingstock can be found at his website: http://mysite.verizon.net/jwollschlaeger |
Mechanic under vehicle jacked
up on cinderblocks. |
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While the bears wait in the hills to raid the trash, enjoy
some fresh mountain apples! |
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"Tunnel Maintenance and Security" You stick
your hand in the tunnel! |
Mason's Jars "Fine Stemware for the Discriminatin' Redneck" Used
Exclusively by Po Folks Resturants. Available at Walmart Supercenters
and Flea Markets
Everywhere. It's common for resturants to use mason jars with handles as
glasses in the southeast US. Admittedly, they are inexpensive and thick and durable.
All in all, probably not really a bad idea at all! |
Your Gas Tank, Your Radiator, Your Liver. White Lightnin',
the official
NASCAR additive for you and your car!
Wouldn't moonshine runners have loved to ship by rail??? |
Enjoy that fine mountain fishing. "This
ain't no pay lake!" |
"When the road's not clear, drive
like a railroad engineer. Take it easy.
Berma-Shave."
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Whatever you do, don't upset the dog, "Killer!" |
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If Dillsboro, NC was built of birdhouses! |
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Dillsboro serves as one
end of the Great Smoky Mountain Railway. |
Be sure to ride it and
visit all the shops! Dillsboro is where we started collecting birdhouses. |
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If you didn't spend your money in Dillsboro, try the casino.
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Horse Apple Trestle, like
Horse Apple Viaduct (with yellow boxcar on it in background),
was built
to endure being pelted by falling horse apples (seen elsewhere
in this web page.) These are about the size of grapefruits
and may fall 40' before hitting. During the fall, you work
cautiously
in this part of the yard or wear a hard hat! |
